Qwik Bitz
23. Mar, 2004 
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– Scotland must be desperate for tourists cause some guy with a lot of time on his hands (and probably dollar signs in his eyes) has traced Elvis Presley’s roots all the way back to the Scottish village of Lonmay. I wonder if the local restaurants will offer a peanut butter, bacon, banana, and haggis sandwich.
– A five-year old was caught bringing pot to his school. He thought it was oregano and was going to sprinkle it on a friend’s lasagna. Can you imagine a kindergartener high? He’d be a perfect angel at nap time, but a devil at snack time! In the same article, a 4-year old brought crack-cocaine in for Show & Tell, thinking it was flour. C’mon, who bee leaves for a second that anyone would bring in flour for Show & Tell?
– Finally, Roman Polanski has decided on his follow up to The Pianist: Oliver Twist. Hey Roman, the movie is filled with little boys, not girls. Good luck trying to drug them with pills and champagne, and then getting yer jollies on with them in a hot tub.
