A Case of the Mondaze
19. Apr, 2004 
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These People Were Born
1903 – gangsta banger , Eliot “Loch” Ness
1935 – Kirk Cameron’s body switching pa, Dudley “Dinty” Moore
1946 – Mr. Body, Tim “In a Hurry” Curry
1965 – Death Row Records honcho, Suge “Black” Knight
1968 – hasn’t been in one good movie, Ashley Judd “Nelson”
1979 – hasn’t been in one good movie since Almost Famous, Kate “Moscow on the” Hudson
1981 – Darth Vader to be, Hayden “Jewishnessness” Christensen
Almost more awfulller than
young Anakin, Jake Lloyd
And This Shit Happened
1909 – Joan of Arc is declared a saint. She is later traded to the Falcons for Jay Feely.
1938 – RCA-NBC begins regular television broadcasts. Must See TV back then was just seeing TV, period.
1956 – Actress Grace Kelly marries Rainier III of Monaco. This starts a long trend of hot American actressesses marrying rich dudes from Europe. This also started bad movie trends like Julia Stiles’ latest.
1971 – Charles Manson is sentenced to life in prison for the Sharon Tate murders. Thus begins a slew of parole hearings that are more bizarre than the killings. If they were ever to release a DVD of all of em, I’d buy em by the boatload.
1987 – The Simpsons make their first appearance on television, on The Tracey Ullman Show, in the short episode called “Good Night”. This is the last time you’ll see Dan Castanella in front of a camera.
1995 – Oklahoma City bombing: The Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma is bombed, killing 168. Nothing funny, so get back to work.
Charlie made being insane the in thing
