BritishnessnessDefined By Brits
27. Apr, 2004 
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Researchers asked 1,000 Brits what thangs make them British. High on the list were Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, fish and chips, The Queen, The Beatles, and drinking tea… obvs. Here are some that didn’t make the list:
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– bad teeth
– overcast weather
– The Teletubbies
– George Lazenby as 007
– American football
– Neville Chamberlain
– mad cow disease
– cheesy romantic comedies
– David Bowie’s coke habit
– saying “cunt” an awful lot
– adding “u”s to every one of our words
– their actors can perfectly imitate an American accent, but not vice versa
– stealing artifacts from other countries and prominently displaying them in their museums
– Britianimation like the misadventures of Danger Mouse and his pal Penfold
– using cool words like “busker” instead of saying “bum on the street dancing for dimes”
– their love of snooker and woman’s curling
