Electric Lady’sThighLand
21. Jun, 2004 
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– Things are getting all sorts of crazy in Thailand. Furst, the gov-mint are allowing prisoners to play soccer atop elephants in an attempt to put an end to gambling on soccer. Fine-ul-lee and sect-tently, they have just shaken the restroom industry be introducing the world’s first transvestite and transsexual bathrooms.
– The countdown for Kill Bill 3 is ON. 14 years, 11 months, 364 1/8 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds, and 29 frames later, we’ll finally get to see it.
– Scientists have just developed an antidote for the worst plague since The Spin Doctor’s last album: burping sheep
– Get this, Woody Allen’s next joint will be his FIRST movie completely devoid of New York City. See you later Jason Biggs, and hello London and some of their NonUSHotties, Kate Winslet and Emily Mortimer.
– A job that would allow me to meet a lot of people and cuss at them too: Massivetwoshits toll both operator.
– 99 hippies and the bitch aint one as Jay-Z helps NY kiss Phish goodbye for good. But they’ll be back, like my girl Martina Navratilova.
– Triple L: Lindsay, Lohan, (the) Lord.
– These truly are the brat-wurst album covers of all time. Joyce was bigger than the Beatles + Jesus! [Link via Newbsy Russell]
– Da Ali G Show: Season One DVDs. Out on July 20th. Or is it August 17th? Now I can finally get them off my TiVo and out of my dreams and into my car.
– Kylie Minogue may be the next Bond girl, but the Broccoli family aint letting her sing the next Bond theme song. I’ll bet they go with Willie Hung doing a cover of Guns ‘n’ Roses’ cover of Paul McCartney’s “Live and Let Die”. Speaking of covers and from the same artilce, William Shatner is inviting Jarvis Cocker to appear in his video for his cover version of Pulp’s “Common People”. And speaking of that same article, again, they have a bit saying that Britney Spears is in serious talks for a tasteful spread in Playboy. Insert tasteful spread joke here.
– Will this be the single greatest movie about chicken and/or waffles ever: Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles: The Movie? The country just keeps on getting better and better. Thanks George Double U Bush for making all of this possible, and to you Kid Kadoji, for brining this to my attention.
