Citizen Dean Cain
27. Jul, 2004 
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– Former Presidential nominee and spazmatazz guru, Howard Dean took center stage at the DNC tonight. He received a 79-minute standing-O without even uttering a word, booty. But when the diarrhea (aka his speech) started to flow from his pipes, I started dozing off. If he really wanted to pump up the crowd, he should have busted out some of his fly “Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarcgh” remixes that are even butter than the Jay-Z Black Album ones. Here are the straight up klassics with a K:
– Hey Yeaaargh!
– 7 Nation Candidate[dead link]
– Grars
– And the ultimate: Mortal Dean Kombat (complete with images)
– Forget about following what those “professional bloggers” are reporting at the DNC. Just czech out what our man the Shoppe of Products Keeper has scooped up.
– And is Vincent Gallo the creepiest Republican ever? [Link via Zach de la Roachclip]
– Weezer, say it aint so: New York Subway Stop Names For Sale?.
– To Hell with Lohan’s Herbie: Fully Loaded, cause Toyota’s going to unleash a real car with real emotions. Scare-E shiz. Maybe we should have listened to Will Smith’s proclamation of Them, Robots.
– The Archdukes invade the Roseland Ballroom on September 9th. Tickets go on sale this Friday at noon. Get em before all the hipster bloggers beat you to em!
– Everyone’s one stop shop for a$$holeism, SiegHeil.de has a new look… being redirected to Shoa.de, a site dedicated to exposing the horrors of the Holocaust.
– My boy Wanamaker is fit, but don’t he know it! He’s the one smiling in the lower left-hand corner.
– If yer rich, marry me, but also peepage what my girl Chillary “My Last Name Really Isn’t” Johnmis on CNN has to say about bling-bleaux travel and leisure.
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– Saddam loves muffins and cookies, gardening, and penning poems about GWBusch. He’s more American than Amerigo Vespucci.
– Words. Lots of words.
– VMA noms announced. Yer umhumble Thigh Master has declared a jihad on the VMAs ever since the Gorillaz’ “Clint Eastwood” video lost to Mudvayne for the M2 award in 2001.
– Jenny McCarthy to star in a Dirty movie that she also wrote and her husband will direct. If her boobs aren’t in it for 68/69nths of the time, I’ll demand my money back.
– Calculate how much booze you’ve downed in yer life here. [Link via Randall Palms]
– The Steven Segal Official Fan Club. Don’t sign up all at once now! [Link 1nce again via Zach de la Roachclip]
– And don’t read this before lunch or visiting yer dentist: Dentist Allegedly Injected Semen Into Patients’ Mouths. [Link via Guns ‘n’ Rosenthal]
