Say Hello To My Not So Little Friends
15. Jul, 2004 
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– The Lohan and her two funbag friends just netted a $7 mil payday for something called Lady Luck. Don’t get yer flags at full staff yet folks, it’s directed by the genius behind How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. At least she has enuff cheddar now to pay for a 3-piece dinner at Popeyes on our first date. She’s a thigh kinda girl and I’m obvs-vee-es-lee a breast man.
– Speaking of HRT (Her Royal Thighness), The Raider of Panties and pantries finally falls victim to her charms and aforementioned funbag friends. It’s about friggadero time. After reading this site for months, you either go blind, become a priest, or pull down yer pants during screenings of Mean Girls. And for the record Seps, me and the Grambs run dot organizations, not jump each other’s bones.
– I’m get hungry just reading about the Thinker’s eggsploit-plantations in Hungary. Who knew they loved Weezie so dang much?
– Fun with Newbs, fishing, and photoshoppe.
– My girl Chelonia has a knack for Bitched @ Swirth too.
– What’s scarier than Jaws 3-D? Your baby in 3-D.
– All the original membazzz of the Wu-Tang Clan are ready to re-form like Voltron. Does this include honoree clansman Bill Murray?
– Mommy likes to tear shit up on her Nash board. Does she rock out to EMF and sport Vision Street Wear too?
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– Slim-Fast dumps Whoopi. Some say it’s cause she gives HJs to the two Johns, but I say it’s cause their Find Whoopi’s Eyebrows Contest was a complete bust.
– Bored? [Link via Tim The Fudger]
– Lois Lane 2004, do as Andre 3000 sez and “spread for me”.
– Yes, it’s true what they all are saying, Andy Dick’s The Assistant is Hugo and it’s BOSS!!! Maybe that whole idea about a 24-Hour reality tee-vee channel isn’t such an awful idea aftertall.
– Phew, Absolute Handsome the elephant is cleared of dem pesky murder charges.
