Dead Leaves & The Dirty Rumors

– White Stripes to split? According to Jackie’s nephew/WS roadie/historian, Ben Blackwell, the duo wants to end on a high note and so Jack can roll like Han, solo. Sayeth it aint so!! Well, for Meg’s sake, I hope her ‘acting’ career takes off. Her latest role is portraying Little Red Riding Hood in The Detroit Cobras new video for their single “Cha Cha Twist”. View it in High or Low bandwidth here [via WhiteStripes.net].

– Kevin and Wayne Arnold are reuniting. Now don’t get yer panties all in a bunch Paul Pfeiffer/Josh Saviano, cause yer not invited to this sha-bang. Screen brothers, Fred Savage and Jason Hervey, will be paired once again, but this time to voice the characters of Hawk & Dove for Cartoon Network’s Justice League Unlimited. I’m so eggcited for J Hervs that I’m jizzum jazzing all over myself. The dude had so much promise. Remember when he played a young Thorton Melon in Back To School, or the bratty acting kid with Pee-Wee’s bike in his Big Adventure, or when he bullied the kids in The Monster Squad? To hell with Michael J Fox, the 80’s belonged to J Hervs. [scoop via Pak-Man]

– Le Tigre juss announced a fall tour of North America. They hit Irving Plaza on October 31 & November 1st. Their shows are like their music, umcredible, loud, and outta control. Not to be missed peeps.

– MTV has truly jumped the shark with their Lizzie Grubman reality series called PoweR Girls. Look for it, or for that matter, don’t look for it, in 2005.

– It’s no Brady Bunch teeter-totter record, but two Michigan teenagers claim they broke the world record for uninterrupted TV viewing at 52 straight hours, inside an IHOP of all places. I wonder what the record for non-stop blogging is?

– Everyone loves to watch people get hurt. Peep Glenn Danzig get punched-the-fudge out and these biznitches beat the livin daylights out of each other like Timothy Dalton. For more info on these links, czech out my gal CityRagDoll’s stizzle.

– Borat’s “In My Country There Is Problem (aka Throw The Jew Down The Well)” song has really ruffled the feathers of the Anti-Defamation League (ADL). Do they have any clue that the man behind the mustache is none other than Sacha Baron Cohen, a Jew who’s just trying to expose anti-semitism in America, not exploit it? I not only say boo-urns to that, but Jew-urns too! By the way, a true meeting of minds occurs this Sunday when my hero, Ali G, interviews my idol, Andy Rooney!! It doesn’t get much better than this!!!

– Peace the elmer fudge out to Oscar-pimping composer Elmer Bernstein. I’ll be reading the Ten Commandments in yer honor.

– Czech out the video for The Thrills new ditty “Whatever Happened To Corey Haim?”, which happens to be the breastest title since “Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?” And I’m sure this song will pop up on The O.C. sometime this season.

– Still bored? Why not play Frogger, Donkey Kong, Duck Hunt, Pong, Simon, and much more right on yer computer! [via Shake Yer Wanamaker’s Special Lady Friend]

– In a GQ interview, John Kerry admits that he beats off to Charlize Theron, Catherine Zeta-Tomato-Jones-Douglas, and Wayne Gretzky… in not so many words.

– What’s more awfulester than Leonard Part 6? DownSyndromeDolls.com. Click if you dare you evil bastages!!! [via My Man Marvkus]

– And in con-clue-shun… First there was Ill Mitch, who wasn’t really that ill to begin with. And now comes Super Greg, who isn’t really all that super… unless you count his Bertesque uni-brow. I’d like to see a cage match between the two and the winner gets both adjectives in their name. So the champ would be either Super Ill Mitch or Ill Super Greg. [via Guns n Rosenthal]