Look At That S Car Go
02. Aug, 2004 
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– Lindsay Lohan ‘loves boyfriend to death’… not the headline I really wanted to read today, yesterday, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow never knows and never dies.
– Snail Spitting. Bigger than William Hung? Wait, who the fork is William Hung?
– Italians eat smelly food sez London Underground poster. At least they have a cuisine England!
– Andy Rooney is Gawd. And this is his gospel. I hope he lives forever like in that Oasis song. Lettuce pool are money and turn him into a popsicle. You think he’s pissed now? Imagine how irate he’ll be when we dethaw him in 2067!
– NYC. Pizza. And one Blog to rule them all. Come and grab a slicesh.
– I’d watch Keira Knightley eat microwaved tuna covered with spiders for 3 hours. I’d probably also go see her in this too.
– Better than Simple Life 1 & 2: Andy Dick’s The Assistant. Watch it. It airs 16 times a day on MTV.
– Ice T’s ancient side project, Body Count, apparently has resurrected from the dead and are playing at NY’s Knitting Factory on August 21st. I think their umcredible tune, “KKK Bitch” was the only track on that disc that didn’t have “Body Count” in the title. I’d give my third testicle to be there, but unfortunately, I’ll be sucking maple syrup in Vermont that weak end. Dang cause I was always wondering what Mooseman and Beatmaster V have been up to since I last saw them take the stage to sing “Cop Killer” with Public Enemy in November of 1992 at the Uni-brow-versity of MD’s Ritchie Coliseum, with Navi (pronounced ‘ney vie’).
– The Pixies are going everywhere (no NY dates yet), Wilco are coming to Radio City Music Hall in Rocktober, and Badly Drawn Boy heads to Walla Walla Whitman College.
– Ross K Dajoi comes alive like Frampton and Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science.
– And yes, Pubic Hair Toupees. Yep. [Link via Zach de la Roachclip]
