Ali Geez Whiz
08. Sep, 2004 
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– Although I’ve heard it’s an absolute disappointment, me is still hexcited to czech out Sacha Baron Cohen do his thing in the 2002 flick Ali G Indahouse, which makes its US DVD debut on November 2nd (what a great b-day present that would make for the Thigh Master). The movie co-stars new Dumbledore Michael Gambon and Tim from The Office. We’ll also finally get to see what his mate Ricky C and his girl Me Julie really look like. Peep the teaser trailer here.
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– The fine folks over at Use My Computer have some of the mos umcrediblelicious Lohan pics me has seen in months! She’s not even uber-tanned/Oompa Loompafied in any of them.
– The Archdukes claimed the Mercury Prize. That was probably the safest bet since the cancellation of The Mullets.
– White Stripes NOT to split. Meg White, time to withdrawal that application from Arby’s and get back to banging dem drums and floppin’ dem boobies.
– Defamer deconstructs the Jersey Girl DVD box art.
– That Bastard, who be so Magnificent has uncovered the true lost brother of John Kerry: Count Chocula (see last pic in 4th row)
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– A lot has changed since I was a senior in High School. Peep this fab collection of senior photos. [via Posh n Beckers]
– Rappers, hip-hoppers, and flip-floppers will have to pay for every sample used. Who said that originality was dead?
– Tear For Fears are going to re-attempt to “Rule The World”. What, the Gary Jules “Mad World” royalties not paying the bills?
– Man shoots himself while demonstrating gun safety. Oh how I miss my days in Bloomington.
– Catster, it’s like Friendster, but even more lame.
– Neue Yawkers, two free flicks for ewes: Shaun of the Dead & What The Bleep Do We Know!?.
– A European scientist wants to create a DNA library on the moon just in case something bad happens to Earth. Lets send Lohan’s DNA there first so future generations of Thigh Masters can enjoy her… thighs.
– These be some purty pictures.
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– I know you want to own The Holy Grail & Jabba’s bizatch Salacious Crumb (child not included). [via Navi]
– This has gots to be the longest review of Zardoz ever. [via Newbsy Russell]
– Guess which NFL team makes the most cash? Yep, the greatistist organization on the planet, The Washington Redskins. [via Senor Gombiergas]
– Play Mary-Kate Olsen’s Crack-Man at yer own risk.
– German Caught Having Sex With Doll. Thankfully it wasn’t with Kid Sister or My Buddy. [via Made of Brawn-stein]
