Catorce Is The New Eleven
26. Nov, 2004 
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– What’s gotta be one of the hottiest flicks of this winter that no one even knows about: master director Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s (Amélie, City of Lost Children, Delicatessen) latest starring Audrey Tautou “You”, A Very Long Engagement. Peep the trailer here. Opens in NYC tomorrow, and everywhere else, whenever.
– Think you’ve seen the last of Ronald Artest this season? Guess again cause Bandwagon Boy predicts that he’ll go incognito by donning a mask, just like Dusty Rhodes/The Midnight Rider did. See the Nov 22nd posting for more geniussnessness. Speaking of Ronnie, here’s an animated gif you can enjoy for ages [last via CatchyDubs].
– First Heidi Klum whored herself out to Target, and now it’s McDonald’s turn to utilize her a$$ets. But what’s next? Lettuce all pray she, like choosy Moms, chooses to do a JIF commercial where she spreads that peanut buttery goodness all over her ragga-muffins.
– Sorta related thing: Get a wake-up call from Heidi, Lord Vader, Cheech Marin, Ice-T, or your choice of other annoying people/animals right here.
– French chick Julie Delpy may be tapped to play French chick opposite Tom Hanks in da Da Vinci Code.
– First look at Charlize Theron as Aeon Flux. Looks like Tiffani-Amber Deli-scrumptious on Atkins!
– Fridaylly, if you can’t hold off til December 7th to hear Her Former Royal Thighness’ debut album Speak, take a sneaky peak preview to LL rocking the hizouse right here. And is it juss me, or is the beginning of her song ‘Disconnected’ bitched @ swirth with Radiohead’s ‘Paranoid Android’? And honestly, does anyone still care if she’s got ‘Fake Plastic Tees‘?
