A December To Dismember
03. Dec, 2004 
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– I’m dropping Photoshop Phriday from the Friday bag of fun until they return to greatness.
Anywho, on with the other crap!!!
– James Bond to be played by a black man? Now what if Shaft was played by a white guy?
– Much to do about me flavorite band of the year, Los Fiery Furnaces: On January 11th they’ll release EP, a ten-track compilation of U.K. singles (YUM!), they’re also finishing off their next joint, a collaboration with their bubbe (grandmother for yous not in the know) called Garfield El (double YUM!), which may end up on a double-CD release this May with another joint, Speaking Chinese (Yummyyummigans!!!)!! [via Rolling Broke]
– The Pixies just announced their first prim and proper Boston date on their massive world tour: next Thursday, December 9 at the Avalon. I’m sure the home crowd appreciates the short notice. The band hasn’t played BoSoxLand since they opened for U2 in ’92! Tickets go on sale this Saturday at noon on PixiesMusic.com and Ticketbastard.
– K-nowl-ledge thyme: Did Vikings really have horns on their helmets? And twat the fork is a Nittany, a Hoosier, and a Sooner? [last 3 via Ask Yizzle]
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– Lisa Simpson wanted to marry a carrot. Well I want to marry The O.C. cause tit be the finestestestest show on the Fox network featuring Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows. If life were truly good, eBay would stop offering lunch with has-beens and start selling a night between a Mischa Barton/Kelly Rowan sangwhich! [via The Gum/The Fid]
– Pick your nose and be proud like these people. [via Z to the mudder stickin de la Roachclip]
– Metal chick seeks metal men who love to party.
– Pee-Mail. Hopefully you won’t be too pissed off…
– Bid on The Sports Almanac and Oh LaLa magazine from Back to the Future Part II or a bust of that fat and short creepy lady from Poltergeist. [via Navi the Blue Devil In A Blue Dress]
– If only this car commercial featuring a Transformerish car were fo real. [via Becker’s Pecker]
– Latkepalooza. [via The Brawny Man]
– I think I have a phobia of men dressed as le nasty women in music videos. It all started in my youths when I first peeped that dude dressed like a chick who placed produce up her skirt from Jane’s Addiction’s ‘Been Caught Stealin’ video. Just thinking about that he-she-man always made me feel sick in a Clockwork Orange type way. And after observing this guy dressed up like a skanky ole scroongamunga from the Hidden Cameras’ video for ‘I Believe In The Good Of Life’, methinks me scarred for life.
– And in closing, this has gots to be the greatestist site dedicated to a bearded man’s eggsperance with cosmetic braces!!! [via Sanguine Fruit Chews]
