Blathering Blatherskite
– Harry Pothead is too em-bare-assed of his younger self to watch the first film. I bet he prefers watching The Prisoner of Azkaban cause Hermione’s ever-developing boobs make his broom stick straight up!
– Colin Fuzzybrows did NOT bone Lohan. I’m sure that makes Disney happy since they don’t want her to get nekkid.
– Puffer face and Jacky W gone splittsville for good?
– Eagles coach Andy Reid’s rules the world and all he gets is this lousy cake?
– ‘Give me a weapon of mass affection…‘ Boy o boy indeed! [via Ceffle via Metafilter]
– Who will be Biography’s person of the year? Tune in tonight @ 8pm EST. Honestly, it should be Lohanski. No one has had a year like she has… besides me and the many nip/boob slips we’ve seen.
– The Ring Two looks like a major boo. This just in, scissors AREN’T scary!
– Wanna dress like Ali G? Ya missed yer chances!
– Here be some vids to pass the time: Mariko Takahashi’s Fitness Video and Ouch. [via Del Roachclip]
– And yes, someone out there actually wasted their time creating a url dissing Gizmoduck.