Monday Morning Nickelback
06. Dec, 2004 
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– Marc my words, The Pacifier, starring Vin Diesel as a Navy SEAL turned nanny, will be the wurstest movie of 2005. Be sure to watch the trailer. And is it me, or is this the same thang as The WB’s Commando Nanny?
– Andy Rooney is LORD: “Hammacher Schlemmer sells what they call a ‘name doormat.’ The one in the catalog has ‘Smith’ on it, but the idea is you get your own name put on it. That’s a bad idea, isn’t it? I don’t want a doormat with people wiping their feet on my name. Some of the letters I get are bad enough. If someone gave me a doormat for Christmas, I’d rather have one with ‘Smith’ on it instead of ‘Rooney.'”
– Popeyes is 2nd place LORD.
– After CRUSHING Elijah & the Giants, dem Redskins are BACK IN THE PLAYOFF HUNT!! Peace the fork out 49ers.
– What’s an odder pairing than Bill Gates & Mischa Barton? How bout Paul Allen getting his doug jollies on with buxom baby Laura Harring, of Mulholland Drive fame… Btw, in the same article it mentions that Lohan drinks alcohol in bathrooms at restaurants.
– Don’t look at this for too long.
– Magnapop, one of me mos flavorite bands of the early 90s, will finally be dropping a new LP on January 25th, entitled Mouthfeel. You can preview bits of it here.
– Stream the new Chemical Brothers song, ‘Galvanize’, featuring Q-Tip in Real or Winbows Mediar.
– Get yer Turin, Italy Winter Olympics 2006 tickets here. Women’s curling tix will go fast!!
– What be yo Pimp Name? [via Fleaski]
– Cookiepuss’ voice scares me… so does Tom Carvel’s. [via J$$Bill]
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– While Team Thighs is camped out to be the first to buy Lohan’s debut album tomorrow, just be safe in the k-knowledge that “Lindsay doesn’t smoke pot, she smokes cigarettes.”
– When I grow up, I want to work for the Poon Design Group. I’ll be Mr Poon’s personal secretary, so I’s can make him coffee and then ask him, Sugar, Mr Poon? [via TiVo Junkie]
– Meet Ulrich Haarbürste. On his website he likes to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. Ok, sure, whatever, well, nevermind. [via Can’t Sit Stiller]
– And could this be the World’s greatest 4 star hotel?
