Raymond Burrrrrrrrrrrr
It’s forking freezing outupperwestside. Someone’s body peas send me some Freezy Freakies for crying out loud!
– What does it sound like on the Saturn moon of Titan? One sounds like Anybeach, USA, and the other sounds like a busted arsed version of Atari’s Space Invaders.
– Either of those still sound lightyears away better than this Jewish rap (turn on speakers). [via The Unit Terrierian]
– When peacing the fork out, please hold the mayo.
– We all missed out on the biddings for Rex Kwan Do’s Stars & Stripes Pants, but its never too late to own The Dude’s robe. [via Nipsy Newbsy & Not The Author of da Da Vinci Code]
– Is this considered my first interview since self-proclaiming myself the Thigh Master?
– These have taxidermists no shame. [via Zach de la Roachclip]
– 24 would make a great cartoon.
– Pretty Girls Make nice with the west.
– Rachael Ray: lover of homeless people, baby carrots, Queens of the Stone Age, Cleveland, and Burger King’s french fries. A true Renaissance woMan and Mischa Skeeter’s babe o the week. [via Nipsy again!]
– Gawd bless the blogosphere’s hottiest duo, the Tarts of Pleasure. [via My Man M]
– Did I mention that it’s colder here than sitting on ole Ironside‘s metal wheelchair in a freezer?
Pee es, did I mention what
I heard Jedddddith say?