I Guess That’sWhy They Call ItThe Behrooz
15. Feb, 2005 
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– Newly single Katie Holmes coming to a Thigh Master near you? So sayeth The Fid Diddler.
– Rodney Roo prefers to donkey doo doo his Portia De Rossi all over his Bob Fosses. Be that as it may, it doesn’t even f$%king compare to the amount of flunitrazepam I gave Cito Gaston last night, just to get a taste of his hot Toronto Blue Jay? So sayeth the Peabs!
– Speaking of, what do Portia de Rossi and Drea de Matteo have in common besides having a ‘de’ in between their names? They both enjoy sipping from the furry cup.
– Her Former Royal Thighness, LL, is such a doll. And now, a real doll, complete with a beige dress with faux-fur-trimmed coat, a director’s chair, and a velvet rope. Perhaps if the doll becomes a success, they’ll release a ‘bad girl’ edition complete with g-string, nip-slip dress, and a bottle of Jim. [via Trent Lotts]
– Franz Ferdinand: THE SODA!
– Where’s your head at Astralwerks?
– Handsome Boy Modeling School hit the road.
– From the looks of this pic, I bet Mark McRoidsinthebuttviaCanseco can bench at least a 135. [via Guns n Rosenthal]
– Seriously, how did Oasis sell out MSG? Did Liam buy 2,445 tickets for his ego and 1 for his unibrow?
– Paris Hilton has so many tough choices to make.
– Bid on Damon Albarn’s 12-piece sofa.
– IU rules. Take part in their Condom Fit & Feel Study.
– A six-legged frog has been found at a restaurant in China. Take a lick.
– While this bottom spot is usually dedicated to HRT the II, I decided to give her the day off so her boobs can grow ever larger! But I also wanted to give some love to a possible heir to the thrown, Nancy O’Brills. I mean, she already possesses two qualities that makes yer humble mumbler squeeze with ease: she’s blonde AND doesn’t fear rocking the side-boobage in public places. The following pic was from the SAG Awards. And honey, if you need help with the sagging, I’ll be yer Dildo Baggins.
