KinderGarner
03. Feb, 2005 
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– Jennifer Garner may kiss acting goodbye to fulfill other dreams. Hopefully that translates to coming up with ever MORE fab iTunes playlists. And no, I won’t ever leave her alone…
– Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas-MacArthur receives some pudding.
– Echo & The Bunnymen plan to release a new album sometime in the ’05. What gives Coachella? They not goth enuff for you?
– Speaking of, fork Coachella, who’s down for Cockchella? [via More Cowbell]
– Kiefer Sutherland fired at his daughter.
– Who knew that Woody Allen was such a soothsayer when he was playing around with the Orgasmatron in Sleeper? Shiz is for real!
– Awful British store names. Although ‘Right Hair Right Now’ is pretty effin punny!
– This guy has a serious drinking problem.
– Weekly free movies for all Bostonians, DCers, Chitownsters, and of course, JewYorkers.
– Today was the day that the music died. Anyone else craving for some American (hair) pie?
– If you love music and the internets, you should already know who Torr is. But if not, go now or I’ll poop on your head.
– Bid on nothing. [via Mr Poon]
– Uew Boll, director of that new Tara Reid-Christian Slater-Stephen Dorff poop-a-thon known as Alone In The Dark, has the world’s greatest website. Bless the webmaster. [via ONTD]
– Wife Charged In Sherry Enema Death
– Some people ask me, Thigh Master, what’s the best way to torture a kid, well, for once, I finally have an answer. [via Zach de la Roachlip]
– And a merry b-day goes out to the grrrl who be so darn Ultra and my man Raykwan! Doesn’t the Kwan look like a grown up version of The Kid (sans knife)?
