I Heartes Dem Golden Starches
15. Apr, 2005 
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Giving me diarrhea and fun Fun Meals since 1977!
• 3 MORE YEARS!!!
• Happy TAX DAY!! And to celebrate such a shitbag of a day, watch this whoreibble Steve Hartman piece.
• WTF?
• I guess it was never meant to be for me & and that bitch Mischa.
• Sporking of, What’s the origin of the “F” word? And learn fun euphemisms like ‘bounce the brillo’ & ‘go like a rat up a rhododendron’! And willis were at it, How did “XOXO” come to mean hugs and kisses?
• Kate BOOOSworth has teamed up with SleepSmart to make a futuristic alarm clock.
• Best Bond idear me has heard in awhile: make Sir Roger Moore a ‘baddie’! But only if his name can be Syngin Smythe The II (the only SS related link I could find on the internets… PATHETIC!!).
• Privatizing Amtrak is much butter idea than privatizing Social Security. What’s next, privatizing our privates?
• When did Al Pacino change his name to Amitabh Bachchan?
• Is there any kind of action figures McFarlane doesn’t make? FLIPPIN’ SWEET! [via Pakula Shaker]
• Let them eat boobs! [SFW]
• Trivial Pursuit on the decline? Who gives a rat’s gas when anybody whose anyone who bones anything already knows that there was no more genius left to be had after Genus Editions I & II hit the market. The rest a jus BUNK in the trunk! [via Mustard King of Cleveland]
• Spamarama [via Brawny Man]
• The Flaming Dr Pepper Shot From Hell Animated Gif!
• But seriously, when was the last time you took a good listen to the Tic Tac Dough theme song? [via Wink Martindale Fan Club Prez, Seltzer w/an H]
• And if you’ll eggscuse me, I have to powder my nose (aka Gold Bond my balls) cause I’m off to see the ‘secret’ BECK show, with a side of pork dumplings!!! BLESS YOU MEGBOT for choosing me (although I am the Thigh Mizzle for cryin out sprouts)!! And bless the fine people who designed this kerrrazy arsed hotel, where the event is takin place!! Lettuce hope that I won’t have to take a poo poo splatter after munchin on the Pu-Pu Platter!
