Love Is Never HavingTo Say Your Czar-ry
22. Aug, 2005 
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What’s all this blathering blatherskites about HRT the IIIrd and whatta Mr Maroon 5 guy, who looks like a 14th rate Eric Nies (and what’s with that site with dudes barefoot??)??? Are you sporking fiddling me? I may have to roll up all her possessions into lil balls and shoot em straight outta Thighland Castle via one of dem top of the line tennis ball thingie majingies. So let the rumblins begin and sound off on who should be HRT the IV. Would the choice of Tatum O’Neal drive you all away? I mean she does have the word ‘tatu’ in her name, smoked and did a TON o drugs, her dad banged Diana Ross + a zillion others, and I mad hearts her hot cute hot cuteness of today, yesteryear, and even stephen when she was 10… but don’t you alls go cryin foul now, cause I was negative 9 or 10ish when Paper Moon came out (which you all should rent/buy NOW
• Peace the fork out Six Feet Under (2001-2005). What a franztastic way to end a series that I am now ready to offically name as my 2nd mos flavorite show of all thyme behind…
• Brew some coffee and pass the donuts cause Agent Dale Cooper may be on the case again. But how they gonna deal with his cracked forehead and wanting to know how Annie is?
• Somebody, please find her a dream man leSTAT!
• WAHLBERG TO KEEP HIS NIPPLE
• So it IS true
• Hermione’s boyfriend is a cross between Turtle and Gabe Dimas
• Peep some footage from the new Superman [QT or WM]
• Tits official, Bree Van De Kamp may like fish sticks, but not eating tuna tacos
• Pig Vomit + the man who should be Bond + creamy Blue Cheese = the last line of the Entourage theme song: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeaahhee ah
• CC, gotta have her (alco)pops! Us, gotta have our CC bikini snaps! Shaun Ryder, gotta be startin something.
• Rita Hayworth gave good face… and I bet wonderful headrow too
• Nick & Jessica may buy Caleb and Julie’s pad
• If this unemployment streak continues, I may have to start gearing up for the 5K first place cash prize in the Waffle House World Waffle-Eating Championship
• Sumtang for der ladies, who always are forced to look at uber roundolicious chicks on this site: Purse Blog [via Pinky Le Pew]
• Is male pattern baldness inherited? Who’s to blame?
• Free passes to Panic Room On A Plane in select cities
• Own your own missle base
• Paperboy, like Frampton, comes alive
• TWS.orgie, yer #1 result when intersleuthing for ‘jenny wright nude ass’ (DUHVsyala), and #3 result for ‘perry king gay rumor’ (couldn’t be the stache, could it?)
• And probably the most beautiful thang dat I did ever seened…
[via SWA via Seltzer wit an ‘H’]
