Fasting At The Speed of Slow
13. Oct, 2005 
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While the rest of you fools are munchin on carpet and drinkin gin and jews, some of us good Semitic peeps are atoning for our sins. Some of us probably need to fast for a lil bit longer than a day to make up for all the evil m-batin’ sin shiz that we didage this previous year. Anywho, for those takin part, I bid you a
YOM KIPPUR
Y’ALLS!!
[Drissle]
And while we await the sun going down, we think of nuttin but food glorious food. Me personally, I’m thinking ’bout the second coming of Roy Rogers!!! Ask any Marylander what their favorite cowboy themed fast food spot from the 80s was and they’ll mos def udder the Double R (although some wouldn’t agree). Who else has a Fixin’s Bar, fries that sometimes tasted like yogurt, or a fry holster that doubled as a TI-80 Graphing Calculator holder? The Mid-Atlantic welcomes you back with open arms. And please, whatever you do, blow up the eggsiting bastard versions that live up and down the NJ Turnpike. [Made of Braunstein]
• I dunno which was a better cameo on Lost last night, DJ Qualls as Hurley’s fry cook pal or the fact that they turned a Popeyes into Mr Cluck’s? Erwin M Fletcher, you choose!
• Belated, but the Mussina Curse lives on!!
• Got yerself some White Sox fever? Then get yerself some of this rare Cliff Engle sweater hotness
• The VV dubs BV Best Blog for Knowing What Scenester Concerts to Avoid Every Night… congrats, I guess
• The Harriet And George Letters
• Where were these guys on Rocktober 1st?
• A-Z of Fake schools… what, no love for the Horny Toads of Olde Tex from the Anthony Michael Hall mastercheese Johnny Be Good?
• Jake’s related to Art? Well I guess it’s time I outted myself as a distant cousin of Shelly Winters
• What’s the purpose of the little pocket in the right front pocket of jeans? The answer MAY juss sirprize you!
• Do “close door” buttons on elevators ever actually work? The answer(s) will PROBABLY not sirprize you
• Free passes to Harold Ramis’ latest attempt at comedy
• Bright Feet Lighted Slippers… thanks, but I like my feet dumb
• Star Wars: The Forgotten Force Customizing Group… I’m a big fan of Bespin Guard series
• Gallery of Bellydancing Librarians… makes me all gooey decimal system [Popbiatch]
• Paris Hilton Screwing [SFW]
• Never forget: Joe Namath drunk and trying to get his groove back like Stella [video]
• And enuff with you nay-sayers, cause SBREAM (side boobs rule everything around me)
