Manute Bol-ing For Dollars
+ Our queen makes you wet, and herself
+ Damon Albest, Thom Prenatal Yorke, Colin Firthy Rich, and others loved to get dumped on
+ A true Chrismukkah miracle: the 4thcummin return of Seth Cohen’s soul mate, Samaire Armstrong!
+ Hopefully this is the season of 24 where Chloe and Edgar make mutant alien babies like on V
+ Why haven’t you checked the children?
+ Atari, Chuck-E-Cheese, and 80s robots, a match made in bankruptcy
+ What I’ve learned from my latest Vermont trip: every radio station plays Led Zep… good thing it aint Zeptember
+ Why is the letter “E” on top of all eye charts?
+ Bid on a Wolf Parade pita setlist [via Bendy Dick]
+ The top 10 weirdest USB drives ever [via Fleaski]
+ Rocky Balboa: THE BLOG, some say scariest thing to hit the internets since those pictures surfaced on Pinky and the Brain of that dude’s b-day cake with Trent’s face on it. I’m sure Grambo won’t be gettin one of dem for his b-day!
+ Speaking of b-days, I bet Nikki is having the wurst one ever
+ Matt Line Hart supposedly likes to get drunk, grope women, and get slapped. We don’t know this fo sure, but these will do…
[via The Meat Hook]