In Oder Aus
Inspired by the WaPo and sorta by the Bruno skit where one has to choose between giving Jack Black candy or cancer, I ice man giveth to you, what will be in the mix in ’06, besides Raymi
OUT | IN |
Peter Jackson | Jack Peterson |
Squeezable Mayo | Squeezable Relish |
Dime Bags | Penny Loafers |
Poo | Poop |
Eli Manning | Taryn Manning |
Beta Testing | Betamax |
Mock Turtlenecks | Ookla the Mok |
Big Bang Theory | Gang Bang Theory |
SXSW | NXNW |
Mark Cuban | Cubano Sandwiches |
The Truffle Shuffle | The Ickey Shuffle |
Steven Soderbergh | Sod |
S&L | SNL |
Blogs | The Troggs |
Rachael Ray | Paula Deen |
Neighborhoodies | Footies |
Pink | Black |
Cliff Engle | Cliff Notes |
Gay Cowboys | Gay Redskins |
Da Da Vinci Code | 646 Area Code |
TMs | BMs |
Vagina | China |
Books On Tape | Tape On Books |
Prof McGonagall | Prof Plum |
Rumors On The Internets | Rumors On The Brailles |
Tomkat/Bennifer/Brangelina | Bosom |
Dakota Fanning | Ariel Gade |
Ghanaria | Hare Rama, Diorama |
July | April |
Arnold Palmers | Shirley Temples |
Handrying | Receiving Bacon |
Barnes & Noble | Borrowing From The Library |
Cheryl Hines | Ciarán Hinds |
LOL | El Al |
Jesus | Arslan |
Grey’s Anatomy | Gray’s Papaya |
Andy Rooney | Ed Rooney |
Hating Jews | Hating Jews |
Pixar | Flip Books |
Sio Bibble | Wearing Bibs |
Nip Slips | Slit Nips |
The OC | The REAL OC |
Tapas Bars | Topless Bars |
Sofia Lidskog | Kelly Miyahara |
Saving Africa | Singing ‘Africa‘ |
Ben Stein | Palestine |
The Walrus Was Paul | The Walrus Was Mike Holmgren |
Brunch | Flunch |
Regifting | Ree-Yees |
Rusty Trombones | Rusty Kuntz |
David Keith | Keith David |
Recockulous | Retaintulous |
Flizzm Jizzum | Russian Dressing |
Oompa Loompas | Koopa Troopas |
The Neverending Baseball Season | The Neverending Story II |
Sufjan Stevens | ‘Suffragette City‘ |
Microwaved Tunafish | Microwaved Gefilte Fish |
Alba’s Ass | Alba’s Abs |