Charlatans sUcKed
Charlatans UK
Webster Hall
May 16th, 2006
I realized that the next concert I went to wasn’t gonna live up to the madness that was the GnR show, but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz to the Zdegree??? What the fork gives???? After being bedazzled by them at Coachella ’02, I never thought for a minute that I’d have more fun comparaison shopping for a BeDazzler than be czeching out the Charls live in the ’06. I guess one of the main issues at the not even close to being sold out show was that no one knew the new material, and when they played it, it didn’t sound like something I really wanted to get to know. The follow-up to their über-brills 9/11/01 released Wonderland wasn’t ever made available for the US buying public. And their new jounks, which was juss released, doesn’t even cum glenn close to packing the punch of W-land, or Glass Joe for that splatter. And what kinda concert headliner doesn’t sell shirts at their own shows? That shoulda been an omen right then and there to leave, although I did hold out long enuff to hear ‘The Only One I Know’. To sum-up, Boooooooo-oring!!! So boournish, that me and Megbot started playing dots for 1/2 hour. I wish I was joking, or Joe King, but I isn’t. You can play dots online or print out the image below. It’ll be the mos fun you’ll have until you hear about what I did to your mother last nite!