Thighbeca Film FestivalDay 7 – Part 3
14. May, 2006 
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Driving Lessons
Grint And Bear It
Clip | Interview
US Release Date – TBA
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Do you wet dream every night of a Ron Weasley and his mum Harold & Maude [trailer] lite-esque Britcom romp? If you do, give me yer contact info so I can pass it along to proper authorities, you sick fork! But thens again, you’d probably be the only personages who’ll truly enjoy this purely PG family flick that contains a few curse words, and Ron’s cherry being popped, off-screen, natch. Although mos British movies of this sort are watchable on their charm alone, this one has too few laffs to cut anyone’s mustard… DAMN YOU O HENRY and YOUR MUSTARD!! Kinda sad that this didn’t rock the hizzouse, cause all the actors involved are fab, including Laura Linney, as Ron’s overly-pious mum, and lil known, but often seen Nicholas Farrell, as his priestly pa. I hope the filmmakers learn a lesson, cause no one wants to see sum-tang stuck in neutral.
Recommended for those who like: Edinburgh Castle, the CoE, and old men in women’s clothing
Possible Porno Name: Muff Diving Lessons
Unsatisfied with this? Netflix License To Drive [that and many a Corey Haim trailers can be found here]
Apt MPupil3: ‘She Drives Me Crazy’ by Fine Young Cannibals [d]
IMDb Sweeney: This isn’t Ron/Rupe’s 1st non-Potter flick. That (dis)honor belongs to 02’s fart-asstic Thunderpants [you HATH 2 watch this trailer], co-starring Stephen Fry, Ned Beatty, and Paul GMatz
TFF Thighspotting: I didn’t go to the pre-shmear screenin, but this girl did, and humped Ron’s leg, or something
John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit, But No Stinkin Badges
