Welcome To Our Whirled
03. May, 2006 
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newly minted daughter
of
Jack White &
Karen Elson
We had our top artist mock up
what she’d look like at around age 30…
I’ll set the odds at 32 to 1 that by 2025 she and Frances Bean will start a band called Pinto Bean, with a 63 year-old Axl Rose on vox, and their first album will be called A Tribe Called Ameriquest, which will be produced by Lily Allen
and oh, even stephen mo good news: after much public pressure, the ORIGINAL, unLucasized versions of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedi will be release on DVD, Zeptember 12th. So maybe there is a Gawd after all. But none of this will ever make up for the eggsistance of female Greedo [Pakula Shaker]
