Klauder’s Marauders
& Krab Feast XIV…
for the mos crustaceanlicous affair of the year
where there’s plenty o crab gut mustard
Iron Shitty Beer & big hugs from Big Ben
some say the deadliest trio since the ’06 Redskins WR corps
and who knew that HRT the VII went public
with her pubic problem
my future’s more bright
than Lite Brite
so i gotsta wear shades
sook Sally’s Jimmy
and spanks to this Buster Crabbe
Cornhead The Lesser’s days may be pound signed
but dats up to yous
so, Erwin M Fletcher, you choose
Peabsiously on the MD:
Confessions of a Twentysomething Crab Eating Machine