¡Leaping Lizards!
Stephen Robert ‘Steve’ Irwin
1962 – 2006
eat: Chocodiles
video: Mr Irwin sacrifices child
audio: Chilly Willy The Penguin Theme Song [d]
only choice to star in a biopic: Simon Baker
Atari 2600ness: Jungle Hunt or Pitfall!
buy: Fear the Crocodile Tee
Netflix: Crocodile Dundee [TV Spot] or The Paul Hogan Show [McSoldier skit]
Wha?: Jacko hearts Energizer batteries
Surely You Can’t Be Serious: I am serious, YAHOO Serious!
+ bonus PTFO to the last living star of the Zapruder film!
+ bonus Holla Back The Spoon In to the Scream painting!