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Breast Carolina Dieckmann
nuttin could be finer

nuttin could be finer

Ida ‘Ho’ Lupino
i wanna bake dis ho's potato

Natalie Maines
she hates bush, but we all love her bush

Jennifer Montana
joe's mos flavorite tight end

Kerry Washington
she could make blind men see and fuck!

Texas Guinan
dont mess with her vagina

Virginia Madsen
sidelays

Wyoming Ryder
dont be so shy-enne

Anna-Louise (aka Louise-Anna) Plowman
who wouldnt PLOW her?

Marilyn(d) Monroe
she could wear 312912399423 coats and still give men insta-boners

Kathleen Almost Nude York
york, the other white meat

Robin Wright Penn.
princess buttertities

Minnie Soda Bottle Cap
BAHWHAHABHWHHAHAHWHAHAH!!!

Dakota ‘One Day Fappable’ Fanning
i'm going to a hell that i STILL dont bee leave in

In ‘Princess’ Diana
would i still do her? of corpse!!

Ana ObregÃ³n
i wanna follow her trail and munch on her tail!!

Tennessee Williams
a hot cock named desire

Arizona’s Arnold Palmer Lite Half & Half
more tasty than my jizz runnin down yer thrizz

Della ‘Wears’ Reese’s Pieces’
ET bone home!!!

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