Lobster Misc.
21. Feb, 2007 
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Q: What’s the mos pointless thingamajig that they taught us in school?
A: Besides most bits of math after Geometry, I’d have to say that fancy writing script that no one can f%cking read. Who the flaz came up with that ‘Q’ and that ‘Z’? Probs-lee someone who had an obsession with takin a deuce, mcallister!
Virgin Airways America aims to be the next JetBlue, cept instead of entertaining their passengers with 11 hours of sitting on a runway, theys gots a lot mo goodies in sto! No word if lapdances from their fine stewardesses are in the cards
Whatevs.org gets tits long awaited facelift, now with double the amount of ecoutez, regardez and lisez, for her pleasure!
the greatestist February 19th posting ever by CityRag
John Turturro, a real man’s lady
Mischa Barfron wears garbage bags, pumps gas, still a piece of a$$
The Amy Sedaris Craft Challenge
What’s the estimated land value of Central Park in New York? Prices do not include falling Tony Danza, which is priceless
How will stars be arranged on the flag if the U.S. ever has 51 states? What about 52, when there’s a West Carolina and a Texas 2?
British boobs are the breast, and who wouldn’t drink to that? [Brawny Man Stein]
UK Mac ads that live free of Justin Long
touching photos of unusual animal friendships… feel free to tocuh
Dead Sodas, most of which reside in the Pepsi graveyard [Paxman]
our unofficially sanctioned restaurant that we’ve never dined at: Pies -n- Thighs
and although I usually abstain from postin the usual crapola on a stick that goes round the webster, I couldn’t resist…
sorry Brits, but they already casted and filmed V for Vendetta
however, I hear the Wachowski bros would like to make a prequel called B For Bruschetta
and wanna go swimmin’ in my Oscar pool??
11 dolla entry fee, pay by paypal (use thighmaster@thighswideshut.org), and if u is payin, please tell me your ENTRY NAME so i wont have to guess
Group Name: Kelly Leak Takes A Leak
Group Password: badnews
best of luck!
i mean
breast of lick!
