Swinging From The Gallo Pole
07. Mar, 2007 
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to
Ernest Gallo
who joins his recently PTFOed
cheesy bro Joseph
and his other winey bro Julio
in that great big schoolyard in the sky
+ the VEEP candidate on the disastrous 1972 Democratic ticket
two-time production designer Academy-Award nominee
1/2 of the genius that is Pottery Barn
Das Booty prize winner
Mr TraveLodge dumpy hotels
ski jumper/lady humper
the lord of parking
Old Blue Eyes’ guitarist
Tarzan
Mike Tomczak’s papa bear
one of Canada’s last WWIers
a Fearsome onesome
the Cap with the pen
Dodger Clem
Chi-town’s oldest voter
the Dick Cavett Show bandleader
Yellow Jacket mooner
the blocker that sprung Ameche for winning TD in ’58 championship
a dude who loved Lincoln gettin plugged
and
•Arthur Schlesinger
and
this juss sorta inn…
yes!
Steve Rogers
aka
Captain America
is now Cap’n of the Underworld!
