Lost In Face
Dude, did you dig Jack’s faux beard as munch as I did?
thought you did, so we assembled, at no extra charge, a salute to shitty, scruffy looking nerf-herdin’ white-man beards that are doppelgängbangers to Jack’s
George Clooney from Snoozyriana
PJ Carlesimo
Steve Carell from Little Miss Snoozeshine
Baba au Rum
aka Fletch F Fletch
John Lennon
Sam Waterston from The Killing Fields
Matisyahu
Fagin
The Lizard King
Harrison Ford
Rick Rubin
anyone who competes
@ the WB&MCs
China Hater Jack Bauer
Hillbilly Jim
or Hacksaw Jim Duggan for you youngins
Richie Tenenbaum
Charles Manson
The Bee Bearded Lady
&
duhvs course
King Leonidjackass