Hollywood Tokyo Endings
03. Aug, 2007 
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as long as there have been video games, there have been movie spin-offs into crappy video games. Although not the first, Atari’s E.T. could be the wurst. So effin bad that millions of its unsold cartridges lie in some New Mexico landfill. But were not here today to talk about Drew Barrymore’s adolescent coke buddy or whatever became of the company that in Japanese is loosely translated to ‘prepare to be attacked‘. Wees here to celebrate the awfulnessnesnessss of all the movies that were shamefully turned into Nintendo 8-bit NES cartridges. And spanks to YouTube and the dedication of some very angry gamers (some of their commentaries border on geniusnessness, and maybe even Canada), we’re puttin on display how sum of these shitastic games end. Some of them are so coughful that E.T. may be able to finally rust in (reese’s) peaces
A Nightmare On Elm Street
Addams Family
Aladdin
Back to The Future
Batman
Batman Returns
Beetlejuice
Blues Brothers
Dick Tracy
Die Hard
Friday The 13th
Ghostbusters
Goonies II
Gremlins 2
Home Alone
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
Indian Jones and The Temple of Doom
Jaws
Karate Kid
Little Mermaid
Predator
Rambo
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robocop
Top Gun
Willow
&
for the ending
I bet more people saw on NES
than in theaters…
Hudson Hawk
here are sum udder YouTubenessies
for movies that became NES games
but we couldn’t find the endings fo…
Alien3
Bill and Teds Excellent Video Game
Conan
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Days of Thunder
Hunt for Red October
Jurassic Park
Last Action Hero
Last Starfighter
Lethal Weapon
Mad Max
Platoon
Rocketeer
Terminator
Total Recall
The Untouchables
Wayne’s World
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
these I couldn’t find any love fo
Cliffhanger
Cool World
Darkman
&
here be sum games
that were on the sched
to be made
but were cancelled
Hellraiser
Police Academy
Rocky
& video hactually exists for this one…
Star Trek V
and although not hailin from movies
these games almost made it
into the houses of tens of hundreds!
Married With Children
New Kids On The Block
Vanilla Ice
&
Twin Peaks!?@!?#!@
Now you’re playing with power!!
and now you should look at our
Thighs Wide NES Hall of Fame
which one of the above games actually got inducted to!
+ don’t fo’get
u can play most of the games online HERE!
