Pap Smear Campaign
Osama bin Laden
has 9 letters in common
with this similar sounding duo
Obama/Biden
the ticket’s name consists of 11 characters
including the slash
is this 9/11 all over again?
we cannot afford to take that chance
so please consider the cheesier and crunchier alternative
John McCain and his running mate Ellio’s
GET IT!
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