Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
Ryan Started The Fire
although Who The Hell Should I Hire
is still #1 in our hearts and in our farts
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Billy Joel put out the fire that was Milli Vanilli’s ‘Blame It on the Rain‘ [d], as he knocked them from the #1 spot in December ’89
Cayuga’s Waiters’ We Didn’t Go To Harvard
is that Catherine O’Hara?
and how come we’ve never been that high before?
and if Al Gore became President
our future would have looked like this
please note: Ryan is THE only worthless character on The Office… yes, even Todd Packer has some worth