Lights, Camera, Girl-On-Girl Action!
Ep 4: Pandora [trailer] was far by the hottiest and heaviest hittin of dem skins of Season 3 of Skins. and how could it not be with a ladies only pajama party going down in honor of Pandora’s b-day (and broken heart), complete with MDMA-laced brownies and an unsuspecting mother Xing her face off to Bon Jovi’s ‘Living On A Prayer’? but for those watching it on BBC America, you don’t get to hear BJ’s anthem cause apparently they didn’t feel like forking over the additional cash necessary for music clearances on the US broadcast, and that, coupled with the editing out of language and other ‘racy’ bits (+ the impatience of waiting a whole week for another ep) has led us to watch them st elsewhere, where else we can hear all the choice music that’s intended to accompany all the choice scenes (you also won’t get to hear Lily Allen’s ‘The Fear’ during our first girl-on-girl action and the usage of Kanye’s ‘Love Lockdown’ during a jaw dropping scene (don’t click this link if you haven’t watched this ep, plus you’ll probably not find it all that jaw dropping if you haven’t watch this season)
but now for mo pressing matters of hand love splatters…
going forward, we will force ourselves to pick a weekly winner in the Fitch(/Prescott) Twins sweepstakes, based on which one boated our float the floatest!
Emily(/Megan) got rather saucy, PDAing like mad with Danny, being a party monster by supplying the ecstasy, and proving that maybe she isn’t such a megabitch after all by making peace with Naomi and promising not to ‘fluff up‘ her ‘flange‘
buttttttttttttt, Emily(/Kathryn) easily wins the week by growing a set of balls and kissing the girl like she was Katy Perry AND Jill Sobule times 1423487
duh
so JJ, whatta you think of this off the kosher meat rack ep?
let it be known that a moon bounce is always a wise spot for any cinematic or TV lusting. see additional Emily + lady kissing in this ep and Betty & Louis’ bouncing on the moon in Revenge of the Nerds for further poof