Duke Nukem The Fridge
27. Oct, 2009 
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the 12 inch Indiana Jones & refrigerator toy
features include:
§ 12-inch Pro male body Ver 1.0 with 30+ points of articulation
that’s what she said
§ Authentic likeness of Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones
many people said the same about Harrison’s performance in the movie
§ Hat
√ (check)
§ Shirt
would be a bigger seller with the ladies if he didn’t have this
§ Pants
see ‘Shirt’
§ Belt
useful for any whipping situation when a whip is not available
§ Faux-Leather Jacket
Dr Jones can’t afford the real thing
§ Boots
for knocking
§ Revolver
what, no love for Rubber Soul?
§ Detailed belt with holster
wonder if it holds fries?
§ Coiled bullwhip with tie
for her pleasure
§ Articulated bullwhip
for his pleasure?
§ Satchel
he carries a piece of Mr Paige wherever he goes
§ Nazca Dagger
for cutting up the Nazca lines
§ Orellana mask
not to be confused with Mamet’s Oleanna
§ Crystal skull
duh
§ Two sets of interchangeable gloved hands
insert fisting double entendre here [NSFW]
§ Two sets of interchangeable bare hands
for Hands Across America recreations
§ Display base with Indiana Jones logo
SF Fedora!!!!!!!!!!
§ Refrigerator made from polystone and metal
and whatever other materials can help one survive an atom bomb attack
well, what are you waiting for?
