But Does She Have Webbed Feet?
26. Mar, 2010 
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Chloe
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Lettuce cut right to the chase with Atom Egoyan‘s Chloe: Amanda Seyfried + Julianne Moore = hot girl on lady action, even if there aint much of it. We kinda juss ruined whatever build up comes before that, but do you really care about anything else in this movie now that we’ve mentioned that? Maybe you do, so this is how it got there: Moore thinks her hubby Liam Neeson is cheating on her, and after she randomly meets prostitute Seyfried in a bathroom, she hires her to sorta go after Qui-Gon Jinn, without going too far, but after she goes too far everything goes too farther and Moore starts getting hot and heavy for Seyfried, just like Seyfried wanted all along, but when Moore starts to back off, Seyfried goes batty and we’re handed a ham-handed finale straight outta the Fatal Attraction playbook, but it doesn’t play well, and all the hotness and interest in the film almost instantly is forgotten, but how can hotness like that be forgotten?
We’re Totally Gay For: Moore & Neeson’s screen son Max Thieriot. Thieriot was the star of Moore’s real-life hubby Bart Freundlich‘s pic Catch That Kid, which co-starred that one-note actress making the rounds these days
Verdictgo: it’s truly a Sum Meriter, but Amanda on Julianne alone = Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Chloe opens today in select theaters
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
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