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Date Night
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In Date Night, Steve Carell and Tina Fey try their bestest to make magic happen on an evening out on the town, away from the suburbs and the kiddies, but trouble lurks in every corner (including the world famous non-existent alleyways of New York City), and that trouble is a middling script and plot that handcuffs this NBC thynamic comedy duo from start to finish

Fear not, as laughter does live within, but the good kind we wants and deserve is rarer here than an Inverted Jenny and the pedestrian kind we gets served more of is mo common than Common appearing as a tough guy in a movie… which is egggzactly what he’s doing here.  Poor Common.  If only he was a little more un-Common!!

There shouldn’t be any sticker shock, especially if you examined the sticker before entering.  It’s directed by the guy who called the shots on the new Pink Panther, Cheaper By The Dozen and Night At The Museum (he loves nights AND crap!), with writing work from a Farrelly brother production alumnus, who could done us all one better had he infused some of their slapstick humor instead of juss gently slapping our knees

Have you seen Adventures In Babysitting?  If so, then you’ve already seen a rich man’s version of Date Night.  Seriously.  The only thing DN‘s got over AIB is a killer casting director, who seemed to have their pick from all walks of Hollywood life for the supporting roles (Mark Wahlberg, Taraji P. Henson, J.B. Smoove, Ray Liotta, the one, the only William Fichtner + maybe will one day be the one, the only Jimmi Simpson) and even for the nothing, appears for only 2 second roles (Leighton Meester, Kristen Wiig, Mark Ruffalo, James Franco and Mila Kunis)

So do yerself a flavor, save the babysitter monies and make this potential date night out with yer loved one a rental night at home.  But if you muss see it ASAP, than you muss, and all we can say then is that it’s better than Get Smart, even if it needs some smart getting of its own

Jewish Non-American Princess: remember Gal Gadot?  we never forgots after seeing her light up the barely lit 4 Fast 4 Furious, and we wills never will forgets her, herspecially if she continues to stay so dangszzz HOTTTT on-screen and off.  someone make her a Bond girl, or at least the Queen of our castle, and by castle we mean the large thing between our thighs

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

Date goes blind at a theater near jews tomorrow

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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