Diecast of Thousands
Peace The Forks Out
To
Bernard
‘Tony! Toni! Toné! Curtis’
Schwartz
&
George Frederick
‘Never Bland, Duh!’
Blanda
+ (some long long long long overdueskies)
Jiminy Cricket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CREATOR OF THE GREATEST BOARD GAME EVER!!
Merlin was a wizard of Aaron’s Way!!!
the most clueless one of them all
his pen was mighter than his Arthur!
he Rohmered where he wanted to
he Chabrolled with the punches
man who ruined the Bullets name
the pimp daddy of my lower priced clothes!
that creepy fat lady with the creepy voice!
his war made for a cheesy Tom Hanks movie!!
‘Forget it Jake. It’s Chinatown.‘
he indirectly gave you diarrhea at least once!
&
McClanahandjob!!!
wait, did we never do one for JD Salinger??!?!?!?!?!??!