An Allan Stewart Konigsberg Joint
04. Oct, 2010 
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You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger
Lucy Punch Drunk Love
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Woody Allen has made his fair share of winners, duds, mehs and yeah-yeah-yeahs. You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger falls under the yeah-yeah-yeah category. It’s nothing special, like Corky from Life Goes On, nor flat out retarded, like Lindsay Lohan’s lifestyle choices, it’s juss a delightful lil London love trifle wrapped inside no enigmas wrapped inside a comfy blanket that eventually becomes an uncomfortable one, cause some of our characters make poorer decisions than Todd Margaret, but we’ll never know the full outcome of em as the movie finishes open-ended! Bastardo cheerio! Moist importantly, it’s not Whatever Works 2, cause #1 was dreadful!!! And thankfully, there isn’t even a character playing the nebbish Woody Allen role in Stranger! Basically it’s lecherous men (Anthony Hopkins, Josh Brolin, Antonio Banderas) versus their insecure, neurotic women (Gemma Jones, Naomi Watts, Freida Pinto, Lucy Punch), with some fortune telling, failed artistic careers and marriages strewn about. Whatevs. It’s a Woody Allen movie, and at this point, you’re either a person who sees and mostly enjoys his movies or one who doesn’t. What kind of person are you?
What’s Next?: Midnight In Paris – 2011. but when will Allen make a movie in Norway so we can read the headline ‘Norwegian Wood’????????
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Stranger is currently light, not dark, in limited release!
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
