The Dirty Dozen Dumbing
06. Feb, 2014 
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The Monuments Men
Monumental LamenessÂ
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PG-13 | 118 min
George Clooney! Matt Damon! Bill Murray! Cate Blanchett! John Goodman! Jean Dujardin! Hugh Bonneville! Bob Balaban!  All in one movie!!  Fighting the (real) good fight, to save plundered precious art from the Nazis, for generations to come!!!  Sounds like this movie can’t miss!!!!  Sadly, The Monuments Men is a total misfire.  The mission is important, and the movie tries to relay that thought, but it comes off as completely corny, udderly uninteresting, and as static and still as an actual monument.  It’s like Oceans 11 meet Saving Private Ryan minus everything.  I’d rather watch paint dry than watch them save these paintings.  I kinda wish the real people in reals lifes didn’t save these painting so this movie didn’t have to exist.  And honestly, that about all there needs to be said about this lame-fest. Good night, and good suck
Verdictgo:Â Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous
Men not at works, tomorrow at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
