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21. Jan, 2016 
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Creed
Spawn Sacrifice
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PG-13Â | 133 min
A funny thing happened to the Rocky film series as it got older – it got better.  2006’s Rocky Balboa was fcuking great.  It was nice to have Rocky back, and for Sylvester Stallone to act fo’real, instead of acting a’fool.  And I thought that was that… until writer/director Ryan Coogler came up with an ever better idea – what if Apollo Creed breed?  He did, and his forgotten son Adonis (a fit and fantastic and a fine mustachioed Michael B. Jordan) wants in on the family rope-a-doping, but he aint gonna get there without SlyRocky Ballone’s words of wisdom and fistdom.  And that pretty much tells you what you need to know about what Creed is… besides, in a word, awesomeszósz!!
And Tessa Thompson is so fine.  She needs to be in everything, including her own pants (that’s how fine she is – she needs to jump her own bones!)
Verdictgo: Breast In Show
Creed packs a wallup – still in theaters near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
    
