Send This Old Horse
To The Glue Factory
Sarah Jessica Parker, your face is the worst. not even making it worse (below) is worse than it actually is. look, not everyone in this world has to be pretty in pink, but if someone is famous for being associated with the word ‘sex’, then ideally that person should be sexy. yes, you have boobs, but your face couldn’t launch a thousands ships, cause it’s too busy sinking ten billion thousand ships. Medusa’s jealous cause you turned her into stone. you also turned Ferris gay. you also need yer face beaten by some square pegs. women somehow adore you and men want to vomit at the very thought of you near their penises. we will not stop until you retire your face. that is all
Are horses really made into glue?