Thighs Wide Shut

A Commitment To sExcellence

02. Oct, 2008 0 Comments

and she's actually the least scary of them all

Raiders fans, the only thing scarier than Raiders owner Al Davis

Diora Baird is Topless in Maxim, But Not Topless Enough

Whitney Port, Betty Draper understudy

Kristen Schaal, waiting to be cast on Dancing With Cattle

don’t know how we missed this one: Girls Of Maxim In The Bath Calendar – 2007 [NSFW]

Hollyoaks Hottest Ever Honeys

what the valley forge did they do to our girl Carey Mulligan’s hair?

Michael Winslow/Larvelle Jones scenes from Police Academy 1-7

1996 McDonalds Hamburger

Dewey Readmore Books

and justin case you’ve missed it here or st else-wear: CakeFarts and Diesel SFW XXX [NSFW]

All Posts, Food & Drink, NSFW

Carey Mulligan, Diora Baird, Hollyoaks, McDonalds

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Paul Leonard
‘We All Know That
I Was An Amazing Actor
But The Most Important Thing
I Ever Gave The World
Was Slapping My Good Name
On The Box Of
The Finest Arnold Palmer
Knock-Off Drink Ever:
Newman‘s Own
Virgin Lemon-Aided Ice Tea’
we're pouring a bit on the sidewalk in his honor
1925 – 2008

William A. Shea
‘The Queens Dump Hole Where You Can Hear Planes While Watching Awful Mets Baseball’
Municipal Stadium
even shea made the beatles sound like shit
1964 – 2008

Junior
‘They Said
D-D-Don’t Stop the Beat,
Yet They’re Stopping The Beat’
Senior
they were rhythm bandits
1998 – 2008

+
The RCA Dome’s roof
coroner to the stars
Our Ganger Buddy
founder of National Grandparents Day
regular season Redskins-Cowboys games at Texas Stadium (Zorn!!!!!)

&

Total Request
‘Home of Jewel’s
NSFW Photo Booth Fun‘
Live
almos as hot as john wilkes' photo booth
1998 – 2008

All Posts, NSFW, Peace the Fork Out

Redskins

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A Thirstday For Knowledge

25. Sep, 2008 0 Comments

SHE ALSO SORTA LOOKS LIKE A CHIPMUNK SO THEREFORE WE LOVE HER!!!
meat the adorable cutie pie mcgee guest star from last week’s Gossip Girl Laura Leigh. she’s a recent Juilliard grad with two first names and no IMDb profile. she’ll be appearing in some play next month starring Jason Bigggggs. we want to pinch her cheeks, both sets

Jenna Fischer has a new beau, and sadly it’s not us or Beau Bridges

Lohag’s dressing up as a lesbian for Halloween

Kenley Spears hottier than Kenley Collins

the Jonas Bros get to molest Camille Belle and her eyebrows. wonder if this plea for her hand in marriage had anything to do with it

where have you gone Joe Dimaggio? and moist importantly, where the fred funk have you gone YouTube’s ‘original size’ button?

Deconstruction of Famous Personalities

Struggling Mets Combine To Form Carlos Voltron

What is the meaning of PEZ?

Coney Island Beard and Moustache Competition

Gameboy

SFW XXX, probably not so SFW [Time Werespanko]

we’re off to B-town tonight for mad ranch sauce farts
so no postage tomorrow
so get yer stamps st else wear

All Posts, Hotties, NY, TV

beard, Camilla Belle, Coney Island, Kenley Collins, Lindsay Lohan, mustache

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Missile-anal-eous!

24. Sep, 2008 0 Comments

CRATE SCOTT!!!

PEACHES makes us cream!!!

remember Peaches Records & Tapes?! didn’t think so, but we do! before our area had Tower Records, we had Peaches! they would display their records in peach crates! eat that crate and barrel and patrick crayton barrel! they used to give customers free record-shaped gum that came in a mini record sleeves! that was more awesome than flawesome’s creek! whatever that means!

Ben Kingsley’s a minor threat!

Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy, juss as unfunny as Family Guy or anything else that guy touches! please stop!

more Gorillaz!
maybe more Blur!
no more ProductShopNYC, wtf?!

the Stark Trek movie juss got a lil hotter!
anyone for a game of golf?!

Cardboard Box, Bath Mat, And Pinata!

~~Hulk~~ Boobs smash! [Crusiespanko!]

Emma Rigby in an ugly bikini!

The 30 Worst Autobiography Pun Titles!

Sue Lyon!

Travis’ kissed the girl!

a moment of ~~silence~~ Harold Faltermeye’s Fletch theme in memory of Gregory McD! [Andre Dawson’s Sondaw!]

Armed & Topless! [NSFW!]

and looking for that perfect gift for that special someone that loves wearing hats that have crazy quotes that came from the lips of crazy football coaches?! then look no further than Dennis Green’s â„¢ed caps, including such classic phrases that payses like ‘They Are Who We Thought They Were‘ and ‘We Let Them Off The Hook‘! wanna know what’s off the hook?! these hats!!!