Sure, Wes Anderson’s AT&T Commercials are quite nifty, but where are the .357s, with a bayonet? Or more importantly, where’s Tom Selleck’s voice, hexplainin’ to me why all those ‘You Will‘ promises he made us in the early 90s, like renewing my drivers license at an ATM, attending a meeting in my bare feet, or tucking my non-existent baby in from a phone booth, never came to fruition? Magnum PI my a$$! More like Magnum FU!!
•Is there anything more classic than ESPN Classic airing AmericanGladiators? Me thinks snot, unless of course they wanted to air ye olde classic commercials at the break like the Vlasic Pickle ones featuring that stork, but ceggers can’t be bosers, unless of course they’re Elayne Boosler! Anywho, their inaugural season back in the ’89 was creme de la crops and de menthe. Where else would u find color commentary by Joe Theismann on the following bestness…
No wonder Wanda always had reservations about givin up that luscious jacksony tang to Doogie
many Bothan spies died to tell us that PW Botha, William Styron, and Mr Eko all peaced the fork out, as well as Bob Barker‘s decisish to dump his super amazin super slim microphone
I’ve heard of Miami of Ohio, and even lame-o-er than lame-o Indiana of Pennsyvania, but California University of Pennsylvania? I would never drink to that CUP!
EW makes my wet dreams cum tru by throwin Borat on their cover and droppin a pointless article about Pam Beasley, which include these two fine snappages [LJ-TO]
pee es – we are proud to be the #1 result when intersleuthing for ‘bench mark brunell‘. Hopefully that’s Daniel Snyder doin that sleuthin cause maybe he’ll do juss that before Sunday’s game in Indy, where I will be on hand job root rootin for my boys, regardless of how stank a$$ they truly is
Who doesn’t love local ghetto commercials from the 80s? And if you lived in the greater metropolitan DC area, you were treated to some the breastest. While we still search the globe for the Citizen Kane of them all, the Jhoon Rhee ‘nobody bodder me’ one, YouTube has whet my whistle enuff with these fine babies, uploaded spankfully by jcz1978
Belmont TV
whatever you want whatever it is whatever you want think!!!
Maaco
uh, oh, beware of men with white headbands AND orange suspenders!!
Chesapeake Bay Seafood House
this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, The Never-Ending Story
17. Sep, 2007 
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