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Do Not Pass Argo, Do Not Collect $200

18. Oct, 2012 0 Comments

WHY DOESN’T THIS EXIST!??!??!?!!!!!!!!

WHY DOES BEN AFFLECK LIES????????

we gave this doc $5 cause tomorrow is today!!!!!!

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Iran (So Far Away)

16. Oct, 2012 0 Comments

Argo
A MustAche
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 120 min

Once upon a time, every man had a mustache OR really bad Japanese bidness-man eyeglasses OR both.   These men also wore brown or yellow or orange clothes.  Thanks dog that time is over, but that time makes for awesome movies – Zodiac, Carlos, Munich.  Ben Affleck isn’t a terrible filmmaker, but he is not David Fincher, Olivier Assayas or Steven Spielberg, although he certainly wishes he was

Argo is his Zodiac/Carlos/Munich, but it’s not the 4th head on that Mount Bestmore.  It’s defintley his best movie, but anything’s better than when that guy said the title of the movie in that movie, or that heist movie that was basically Point Break without skydiving, but with dreadful Boston accents

Argo doesn’t take place in Boston.  It takes place in Iran (with a side of DC and LA), when the sh!t went down (when does the sh!t not go down there?).  Some Americans are stuck so Ben Affleck comes up with a plan to get them out by making a movie about making a fake movie to save American mustaches from being shaved

Guess what?  It worked, and this movie feels like it’s 8 minutes long (a good thing) and has about 8 minutes of actual stuff (a not so great thing), but mustaches rule, even if Ben Affleck thinks it rules like Zodiac/Carlos/Munich rules, but it doesn’t.  If you’ve seen Argo but haven’t seen those movies, turn off your computer and make something of yer life

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Argo yourself at a theater near jews

oh, btw,

RORY COCHRANE IS IN THIS MOVIE!!!!!  AND HIS MUSTACHE IS THE BESTETSTESSTT!!!!

 

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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