Soda Jerkoff
23. Nov, 2009 
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Hotlanta’s World of Coke
visited with the IU Dumplin gang
& The Gr8 and Gr9 Goldenshmizzle
before you can see or do anything, one is forced
to watch the world’s creepiest propaganda film ever
somewhere Leni Riefenstahl is turning over in her grave, a grave that I pissed on!!!
but some propganda deserves mad props-a-grandeur!
the original ‘Oh Snap!’ -Jewanicure
even lezzies love Coke!
that’s how they talk in Irkutsk
more cans he can’t hate
on second thought, he’ll never like any cans
now it’s off to the tasting room!!
American Coke Products
classic tastes, classic logos, juss so effin classic all around
EAT IT PEPSI!
enjoy
Tab Hunter
Asian Coke Products
they all tasted like soy sauce
Latin America Coke Products
they all tasted like salsa
Paraguay?
more like paraGAY
European Coke Products
we’d rather drink tuna juice than drink Beverly
African Coke Products
they all tasted like famine
Sunfill, Dijoubti for ‘mouthwash’
Dijboubti, English for ‘your booty’
the two best Non-US Hotties drinky-poos
Krest Ginger Ale and Stoney Tangawizi (Ginger Beer)
man o man did our mouths tasted like awfuls afterwards
so gross! like mad gross! like too gross! like 288 and then some!
but it’s something you gotta do at least once
even if it’s overpriced
and even if that crapdubious propaganda film is
more disturbing than LVT’s Antichrist
