Rock Mountain Highs
25. Jun, 2015 
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Colorado, you too good to me & we (wife and me)!!
We came for the food, and wine
and to watch people be alcoholicsÂ
and see new chefs and people with bobs
and pause for the claws
and eat out of tin pans like orphans
and try to avoid having a heart-attackÂ
and get fatter by juss looking at food
and question other food, as in, ‘is this food?‘
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and eat the local candies
and check out one of America’s more faaancy looking Maccy D’s
and visit THE original Chipotle!!
but it wasn’t juss about eating!
it was also about recycling!!
and the stars! Â and bothering them!!!
John Salley is so tall & friendly & tall!!
and the Jacques Pépin was m-mightier then the sw-sword!!
and da Iron Chef, getting frisky with my Iron Curtained honey
and Ryan Zimmerman and Jordan Zimmermann’s brother Andrew Zimmern
and Canadian Jew Gail Simmons!
and yer looking at the new hosts of NBC’s The Today Show – Sara Palan, Justin Chapple, Tamron Hall and Me
and Pink! Â who had pink hair!
and this guy who isn’t famous, but famous to we cause he gave us 23891239123939 pairs of shades
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and my new BFF – Drew Barrymore
but but but but
Colorado aint really about all the above
it’s about the mountains
THOSE FCUKING AMAZING MOUNTAINS!!! (and rocks!)
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and a zillion other amazinnnnnnnnnnng views
like the one at Coors Field (AWESOME STADIUM!!)
and the Jurassic Best Western
AND RED ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Â
where I’ve always wanted to go ever since I grew up red-rocking out to this
and I did!
place is UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so jealous people get to see concerts here (and exercise)
and then there was the Mile Hi Church
 
 
my only regret? Â (besides not living in Colorado?)
not being at Coors Field for yarmulke night
