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03. Nov, 2015 
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Black Mass
KICKS MAJOR MASS!!!!!!!!!!
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RÂ | 122Â min
American Hustle basically sucked. Â Black Mass is the opposite of American Hustle, although the two share a decade, large pompadour hairdos, and strong machismo overacting
Above all – Johnny Depp is terrifying as real-life baddie Whitey Bulger.  And above that – Depp is udderly incredible in the film.  Obviously Depp is an incredible actor, but this may be his best (non-Tim Burton) performance since 1998’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.  I credit two things with this great achievement – the hair and the make-up.  So far, I’m rooting for no horses in the Oscar race, but Depp’s Mass face deserves a gold man, so I guess I’m rooting for that
Depp’s bad hair, bad skin, and cold blue killer eyes will haunt me 9ever
his look is like a combo of this-es…
Johnny S. Thompson Loathing with Fear
meets all the Biff Tannens of BTTFII
meets Flattop of Dick Tracy
meets William Forsythe in general
meets Coppola’s Dracula
meets Electro of Spider-unwatchble-reboot-2
meets Gollum
meets the creepy-eyed lizard aliens of V
Verdictgo: Jeepers MOS DEF Worth A Peepers
Black Mass preaches the bad words currently at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
