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MonoCool

02. Nov, 2008 1 Comment


it was I, Col Thigh Mustard, in the lavatory, with the crack pipe, drinking ye Olde English

plenty o’ more Clue fun here

and who doesn’t love this German VHS box of the movie
featuring Prof Plum & Yvette’s bazongies!

juss like everyone else, the Germans love boobs!

pee es – wearing a monocle is a bitch!

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Save The Breasts For Last

20. Oct, 2008 0 Comments

this week’s wurstest breastiest story: Donna Jones and her painful 40M boobs. her fun bags have now surpassed Rachel Aldana’s 32JJ‘s as Britain’s biggest and brightest

related: Lucy Pinder – My Body Hell

speaking of painful mammaries, Jennifer Ellison plans to wed her Ticklish boyfriend, and all we can say is boooooooooooo(bs)

not related: Powers Of A Ten

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Missile-anal-eous!

24. Sep, 2008 0 Comments

remember Peaches Records & Tapes?! didn’t think so, but we do! before our area had Tower Records, we had Peaches! they would display their records in peach crates! eat that crate and barrel and patrick crayton barrel! they used to give customers free record-shaped gum that came in a mini record sleeves! that was more awesome than flawesome’s creek! whatever that means!

Ben Kingsley’s a minor threat!

Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy, juss as unfunny as Family Guy or anything else that guy touches! please stop!

more Gorillaz!
maybe more Blur!
no more ProductShopNYC, wtf?!

the Stark Trek movie juss got a lil hotter!
anyone for a game of golf?!

Cardboard Box, Bath Mat, And Pinata!

Hulk Boobs smash! [Crusiespanko!]

Emma Rigby in an ugly bikini!

The 30 Worst Autobiography Pun Titles!

Sue Lyon!

Travis’ kissed the girl!

a moment of silence Harold Faltermeye’s Fletch theme in memory of Gregory McD! [Andre Dawson’s Sondaw!]

Armed & Topless! [NSFW!]

and looking for that perfect gift for that special someone that loves wearing hats that have crazy quotes that came from the lips of crazy football coaches?! then look no further than Dennis Green’s â„¢ed caps, including such classic phrases that payses like ‘They Are Who We Thought They Were‘ and ‘We Let Them Off The Hook‘! wanna know what’s off the hook?! these hats!!!


and this justin: MATT MILLEN, FINALLY FIRED!!

and OMG: DREW BARRYMORE & CHUCK BASS?!?!?!?!

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Havin’ A Gay Olde Thyme

02. Sep, 2008 0 Comments

ahhhhhhhhhhhh, the Maryland Renaissance Festival. a cherished and mos belovededed memory from our young squire dayzz. the games! the corny shows! the wooden swords! the people dressed-up like jack-a$$es! the turkey legs! is there anything besterer than this? ye thinks snot!!

sword is the word!


and yes, we were wearing ironic t-shirts
(this one was a Garbage Pail Kids tee)
as early as age 8!

it has been at least 22 years since we last wenteth, so we fingered that there’s no butter time than now to relive the chivalry for a day, and to all, a good KNIGHT!!

prepare thyself for some cheesy signage

those ticket taker maidens were ye hott!!

first stop

TURKEY LEGS!
duh

they may not have been as big as we remembered
but theys was certainly as delicious!

plus being able to drink ale and mead
makes it all even more funnereererrr!

don’t ya juss wanna bone this bone?

ET bone home!

where’s the HJs & Bjs from a Wench booth?

we woulda rather dunked this jester
with the lame headpiece instead

meat my new bestest friend


who’s offering mustache rides to the New World!

we don’t think there were many clowns in Medieval England

and if there were, they were probably crossbowed on site

damn this looks fun!

not drawn to SCALE

there’s plenty o’ lame entertainment happenings all day long

including a magician that looks like he
bought his tricks at Mario’s Magic Shop

and the lamest of the lame is the bible
themed ‘comedy’ of Hey Nunnie Nunnie

and their awful song ‘Constipated Men’

look at these merrimentors

who contract the black plague every time they make whoopie!

metal bras aren’t juss for Princess Leia

we’re actually wearing that cod piece as we type this!!

it goes w/o saying

so bring your pu$$y face to my a$$!

it was a privilege to return after all these years

and an honor to take a dump in the Privies


can’t wait for Harlem Renaissance Festival!!!

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Voulez-Boos

31. Jul, 2008 1 Comment

The X-Files:
I Want to Believe
A Sorry X-Cuse For A Second Feature
Trailers & Mo


Like with Dr Jones, it’s a pleasure to catch-up once again with our old pals Mulder and Scully, we juss wish the reunion was packaged with something both familiar and mind-blowing, and not lackluster and half-assed. This second X-Files big screen adventure is a lot like the first one, cept it has less to do with the show’s delicious mythology (if yer looking for aliens see Crystal Skull instead) and more to do with wasting everyone’s time (unless yer really into questioning faith and religion). The production of the film was shrouded in secrecy, but what’s the point when there’s nothing within this basic serial killerish film worth holding the beans back from spilling. Guess the only secret was how plain this film turned out to be. It is kinda entertaining, but we expect more from team X, as this stand-alone piece is just that, standing by itself, far from what made the series so darn franztastic to begin with. While we are treated to sum lovely tender moments between Duchovny and Anderson (although they spend way too much screentime apart… probably the result of shooting schedule conflicts), everything else in play is ho-hum. The only thing supernatural goings on here is Billy Connolly as a child-raping priest/physic, and the rest seems very super-unnatural, like newcomers Xzibit and Amanda Peet, who both add very little to the effort (they should left Xzibit off the screen and figured out a way to use his killah song ‘Paparazzi’ instead). We’re kinda tossed on whether they should even bother with a third flick, but the fact remains that the truth is still out there since I Want To Believe is juss a bunch of truthiness

The Hank Moody Boobs: Mulder is so yesterday’s news thanks to Duchovny’s work and all play banging hot chicks on Showtime’s Californication [NSFW]

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

Mamma Mia!
My My, How Can We Resist You? Very Easily
Trailers & Mo


This past decade has seen its fair share of stage musicals making a bumpy transition to celluloid. For every Sweeney Todd or Hedwig that are able to make the magic work, there are at least a handful that repoop it up like Phantom of The Poopera or Poopspray or Low-Rent or The Pro-Poopers or Nightmaregirls. Mama Mia! is another one to add to the poopfest list. They woulda been better off calling it Dia Rrhea! OK, it’s not as awful as one would think, but after about 3 songs into this ABBA karaoke-a-thon yer gonna wanna run home and listen to Agnetha, Björn, Benny and Anni-Frid sing the tunes instead of whatever butcher shop Meryl Streep and co have opened for bidness. We’re glad that they were having such a great time onscreen, but maybe they could figured out a way to transfer some of that fun to the paying audience. This may not be the movie musical’s Waterloo, but it’s certainly its Waterpoop

Remington Shrill: we pity poor Pierce Brosnan. he’s got a lovely voice for talking (and audio tours), but not so much when it comes to singing. he’s down right slight yer ears off repoopulous, yet we can’t stop listening to his duet with Meryl on ‘S.O.S.’ [d]

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

both films are playing at a theater new Jews

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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