Nineteen Eighty-Four

1949 by Michael Kennard

1950 by Kurt Hilscher

1951

1959 by Herbert Pothorn

1961

1962 by Germano Facetti 

1966 by William Roberts (1942)

1999 by Alex Williamson

2006 by Jon Vallance

2008 by Shepard Fairey

2010 - Spain

2014 – Thailand

2016 by Utku Lomlu

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read - Cover Up by David Dunnico

various other 1984 covers

for the annual Bloomington, Indiana trip, the crew tried something a little different – visit at a time when our ballz won’t freeze, and lemme tell you, it was MARVVVVELOUS!!!!!!!

and empty!!! (I actually played ball there!)

and scenic with a ‘K’, like skenik! (don’t tell anyone we were on the roof)

and there were signs!

in neon too!

and cheap fried things!

and learning!

and 80s Star Wars – in German!!

and dudes with snakes on their neck!!

and MUST-staches!!!!

and dudes juss as cool w/o staches!!!

and bears with boobs that are hot, and off-putting at the same time

and great times, and even greater food

can you smell the farts?

CAN YOU???

you can’t do better than this America!

yep, I filled them holes

and yep, grease is the word, and grease poured out of my butt

bacon anyone?

and Long Island Iced Tea anyone?  warning – you should not drink this, unless you’re a college student and looking to black out in 10 minutes

and yep, the Nats represent everywhere

and Mark Cuban never forgets life before sharks and tanks and being a rich douche

https://instagram.com/p/6az1pfm35T/?taken-by=thighmaster

you’re #1, we’re all #1!!

like what you see?

https://instagram.com/p/6bU05sm35t/

and so concludes #RanchFarts2015

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previously…

2014 – The Union Forever

2013 - Thighwalker Ranch Farts

2012 - Unhidden Valley Ranch Farts

2011 - Ranch DuBois

2011 - #RanchFarts2011

2009 - Herman B. Wells That Ends Well

2008 - Ranch Sauce Farts Part 6 Meets Police Academy Part 6

2008 - Bloomingtales

2007 - Village (Pantry) Idiot

2006 - College of Arts & SciencesCollage of Farts & Appliances

we were here

and we wish you were too

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this list is life

and farts!

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this picture should hang at the MoMA

this ranch sauce should
be served everywhere

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leftovers?  not bloody likely

indigestion?  bloody likely

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hollandaise holiday sauce

black gold, Bloomington tea

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this is our brains on college

any questions?

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biz sinking at Nick’s
is always mandatory

woman in the background was shocked that we were able to
capture the pour in mid-flight

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blue drinks for all!

good tasting drinks for none!

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rough nite for somebody

but sometimes a necessary evil

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and now for the ‘cultural’
part of our tour

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Zells yeah!!!

fighting Illini? more like losing Illini!!!

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if you can read these
you don’t need glasses

and probably also have a tiny penis

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IU Cinema is a bestestestest

and so was seeing the Cary Grant / Katherine Hepburn comedy Holiday

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we’d follow the RHCP cover band
Funky Monks practically anywhere…

…there’s 8 cent beer
and 18 year old women

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????

does not compute

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America, where everything’s bigger, not necessarily better

you lighters up our lives

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boob grab!!!

but the question is, real boobs???

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LOL!!!!

LOL!!!! continued

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looking for ranch farts from years past?  YOU GOT IT!!!